Here's a couple for the ladies

I haven't much to say at the moment but wanted to put up a couple of funnies I received from a friend. Gave me some ideas.....LOL

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next
day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find
it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with
me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."