Ain't no man gonna tell me what to do!

I sure do love a good Minnesota joke! My friend sent this along and it really does epitomize most Minnesota women I know. Ahh, I'm sure that in Nebraska and Colorado the women aren't much different than us but all the same, I chuckled when I read this. Thanks T!!!!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she
was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done,
and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Minnesota . He told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see an ything, but by the
third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
dishwasher.