A dedication of sorts

This is dedicated to J and A who recently relocated to a warmer climate. Being Minnesotans they will probably appreciate this little post unless of course the Minnesotan in them has been sweat out through their pores. LOL

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant

gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Duluth

sunbathe.

40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in

Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets

thicker.

20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool

hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People

in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the

windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Minnesota

get out their winter coats.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota

are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota

let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans put

the extensions on their ice augers, & go fishing.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin

scale.) People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2

hours late.