WARNING: Choose your gifts wisely

One of hubby's friends sent him this joke and I don't know why I found it postable but I did. Perhaps its my sick and twisted sense of humor but damn, it's funny!

And btw men, to forget is to be damned. Enjoy

John Was In Trouble

He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning John got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

John has been missing since Friday .