Where are all the REAL men!!!!!!

Dudes Become Men -- at Finishing School

Ok all you men out there, those who drink beer, chop wood, fish, hunt, fix cars, discipline your children, enjoy sports, fight for this country, stand up for what is right, beat the piss out of someone for gawking at your lady and go 'argh', where are you????? Why am I reading about this? What woman wants a prissy pretty boy by her side?

Oh wait, maybe I should be asking this: WHERE ARE ALL THE REAL WOMEN OUT THERE! Those who don't cling to the act of feminism, who don't scream at the sight of a mouse, those who aren't afraid to be one of the guys, the women who find a man attractive when he gets a little dirty fixing the house or the car, those who are able to use a simple screwdriver to fix a household appliance, those who like a man in a toolbelt, or those who don't expect men to be so damn pretty in a feminine way?

Finishing school for men is like the finish for the male population! Primping and preening, men who indulge themselves in this are more feminine than myself!

"Looking good and feeling gorgeous", eeeegads! In the context of an article about men? Oh, that is just priceless. I don't know about any other women out there but I'll take the farting, belching, comfortably dressed looking guy any old day. If he's prettier than me, then I ain't looking. Too high maintanence!

(On a side note: If we go out on a date dressing a little more appealing is always a plus but not expected.)